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After asking me for an angel shot (we don't even serve liquor here) for the tenth time, I had to kick out this girl for just being too drunk.

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After a long hard talk about love and family, my parents finally admitted I was born alongside a twin.

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The Nazi's were proud of their first Bio-engineered creature, floating in a giant incubator.

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I once thought I had a serious case of dandruff, until the barber shrieked when he tried to shave my head.

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“Please, anything but that, have mercy for the love of god!”, I shouted at the man behind the screen.

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At 3 years old he went to explore a small doorway hidden in the laundry room,and suddenly the door locked behind him.

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My grandma once told me that the reason the cottage across the river has a hole in the thatched roof is because an old hag lives there, who spins yarn from children's fears and knits them into little nightmares that flutter out into the night.

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It's been increasingly difficult to get a hold of fresh ingredients to cook for my daughter since she decided she only wanted to eat vegetables last year.

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Finally, after all these years of hard work and dedication, I have a well paying job, wonderful home and loving family.

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I always told my kids to follow their dreams.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After asking me for an angel shot (we don't even serve liquor here) for the tenth time, I had to kick out this girl for just being too drunk.	68
After a long hard talk about love and family, my parents finally admitted I was born alongside a twin.	68
The Nazi's were proud of their first Bio-engineered creature, floating in a giant incubator.	68
I once thought I had a serious case of dandruff, until the barber shrieked when he tried to shave my head.	68
“Please, anything but that, have mercy for the love of god!”, I shouted at the man behind the screen.	68
At 3 years old he went to explore a small doorway hidden in the laundry room,and suddenly the door locked behind him.	68
My grandma once told me that the reason the cottage across the river has a hole in the thatched roof is because an old hag lives there, who spins yarn from children's fears and knits them into little nightmares that flutter out into the night.	68
It's been increasingly difficult to get a hold of fresh ingredients to cook for my daughter since she decided she only wanted to eat vegetables last year.	68
Finally, after all these years of hard work and dedication, I have a well paying job, wonderful home and loving family.	68
I always told my kids to follow their dreams.	68